Train mein I mosquito Chinese ke sir pe AA baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.Fir I matchar Bania pe baitha. Us NE pakar ke Chinese ko poocha "khareedoge kya !!!"* * *Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.Banis's son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.* * *Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?Son: SurajKanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai TU.